Alternative Christmas Cards

Some might find these offensive, sorry. I was shopping for Christmas cards recently and had trouble picking two.  One was for my mother-in-law who is very unwell and isn’t feeling at all Christmassy, and the other was for my brother who isn’t my favourite person at the moment. I could only find “Have a Wonderful Christmas and an Amazing New Year” type cards and neither were suitable for differing reasons.  I wrote a few alternative cards that I’ll never actually send because I’m too much of a people-pleaser 🙂

A card for a person you dislike:



To my mother-in-law who may be having her last Christmas and isn’t up for the celebrations:


For my fictional noisy DIY loving neighbour:


For that person who always chats at you in work and you will be glad to get a break from:


I actually love Christmas and wouldn’t dream of sending any of these.

Merry Christmas to you all.