Apologies for the dark ending, my imagination led me there.
He tried to undo her buckle
with his hands – clumsy and muckle.
So she undressed herself
but fell into the shelf.
It’s then they began to chuckle.
Her flatmate was rather perturbed;
from her sleep – she was now disturbed.
She’d heard the commotion
and with no emotion
she plotted to have the noise curbed.
She took out the gun by her bed;
It’s time to knock this on the head.
She strolled into their room
pulled the trigger, BOOM BOOM!
She’d sleep now because they were dead.
Boy howdy! You really ARE on a toot the last couple days, aren’t you! LOL Very nice!
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Thanks. There is nothing worse than having your sleep disturbed 😉
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Totally agree! I never sleep at night. Much. His lordship has sleep apnea and I’m a VERY light sleeper. I take pretty long naps in the afternoon… 😦
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My husband snores. The spare room gets used a lot.
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Wow! That’s one short tempered roomie!!
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Indeed! Thanks for reading.
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Very nice. Came out a lot less dark than mine did.
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Thanks. You inspired me to do a Limerick and I like the Juxtaposition of the jolly meter lengths and dark words. Sorry, I hadn’t realised I used your rhyming words though. I used Rhymezone 🙂
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Yes, the juxtaposition is very appealing isn’t it? Well, there are only a few words that rhyme with chuckle (I didn’t even know ‘muckle’ was a word till I did this); I like how you managed to find both romance and dark humour with them.
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😂😂😂😂😂love the word mickle! 😃🐻
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Thanks for reading and commenting.
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I hope…there are no guns around….but the real essence is known…now…
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Thanks for reading.
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my pleasure…AIMS….
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Nothing like a little violence 😉
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